‏‏‎mark lyrics

[Verse 1]
Well, let me tell you a tale that's oh so crude
A naughty little ditty that'll leave you amused
It's a song that's explicit, so brace yourself tight
We're diving into the dirty, hold on for the ride

[Verse 2]
Now, there once was a fellow named Macho Mark
He had a art for f*cking girls with some lard
His escapades were wild, his stories untold
A legend in the bedroom, we've all been told

[Chorus]
It's a comedic song, saucy and whorey
We'll push the boundaries, break еvery law, its a fun story
But remembеr, my friend, it's all in good fun
I’m joking I want this f*cking man gone
It's a comedic song, saucy and whorey
We'll push the boundaries, break every law, its a fun story
But remember, my friend, it's all in good fun
I’m joking I want this f*cking man gone
I’m joking I want this f*cking man gone
I’m joking I want this f*cking man gone

[Verse 3]
One day, poor Mark got a little too bold
He tried a position no man should ever behold
He got tangled up like a pretzel, all twisted and maimed
Now he walks with a limp, but he's still not ashamed
[Verse 4]
Now, Mark met a new lady who could match his desires
She took him on a trip to uncharted empires
They tried every kink, every fetish they found
Every fetish they found was a new thing

[Chorus]
It's a comedic song, saucy and whorey
We'll push the boundaries, break every law, its a fun story
But remember, my friend, it's all in good fun
I’m joking I want this f*cking man gone
It's a comedic song, saucy and whorey
We'll push the boundaries, break every law, its a fun story
But remember, my friend, it's all in good fun
I’m joking I want this f*cking man gone

[Post-Chorus]
Oh, Mark had a talent, that's for sure
For making the ladies scream and beg for more
But he couldn't remember their names, oh dear
So he called them all "Sweetheart" or "My dear"

[Outro]
What the f*ck?
What the f*ck?
Oh yeah, what the f*ck?
Oh Mark, kill yourself
Give us our songs back
Oh Mark, give our songs back
f*ck you Mark, you are a fat c*nt