Tie My Pecker to My Leg lyrics

Me your momma and some other whore
Floating down the river on a sh*thouse door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn
Grandma's getting down with an ear of corn
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Watching mom shave her pus*y really gets the kids hard
Grandpa's trying to f*ck something in the front yard
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Sister is getting rich on her 900 number
For a dime, diddly-bop, give a basset dog a hummer
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Reddog (Solo)

Well I'm a big di*k daddy and a f*ckin' fool
Eleven years old and I went to pus*y school
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Yeah, her as*h*le is tighter then a steel drum
Hell I'd eat a yard of her sh*t to watch her c*m
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Simon (Solo)
Better get your headphones in, boy

You only live once, so off with them pants
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's di*k
If you saw my poontang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger
Last night I must have been the designated drinker
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

I need a woman six foot ten
She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Everybody Solo

Yeah, me yer momma and some other whore
Floatin' down the river on a sh*thouse door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

I'm gonna tie my pecker
Tie my pecker
Tie my pecker
Tie my pecker
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg