Put a Sex Mo-Sheen in the White House lyrics
by Mojo Nixon
Hit me, Funky di*k!
Put a sex machine in the white, White house
Put a sex machine in the white, White House
Push the love button
Not the nuclear button
Push the love button
Not the nuclear button
Dan Quayle can't get no tail
Bushy Bushy Bushy can't get no pus*y
You got to vote, vote, vote
For the love goat
You got to vote, vote, vote
For the love goat
How 'bout it now
Huh! Yow!
Let's go to the bridge
There it is
Yow!
I feel it
Put a sex machine in the white, White House
Put a sex machine in the white, white, white, White House
Yabba dabba
Not only do we need a sex machine in the White House
But I got the one, the only, true master of the pan flute
Are you ready to quit, Funky di*k?
Yo, Zamfir
Get your butt over here
I said, yo, Zamfir
Get your butt over here
Dan Quayle can't get no tail
Bushy Bushy Bushy can't get no pus*y
Highest office in the land
Got me a horny war man
Mojo for president (Mojo for president)
Mojo for president (Mojo for president)
I said, Mojo for president (Mojo for president)
Yeah, Mojo for president (Mojo for president)
We want Funky di*k (We want Funky di*k)
We want Funky di*k (We want Funky di*k)
We want Funky di*k (We want Funky di*k)
We want Funky di*k (We want Funky di*k)
Put a sex machine in the white, White House