Redneck Rampage lyrics

[Spoken]
Gimme a big ugly G, boys!
Rednecks were in a cage, banging sticks together
They was drinking homemade wine
Made out of elephant testicles and sh*t
They was the original redneck
Back in the Caveman, Cro-Magnum big di*k days

The day that EVERYBODY had a big di*k!
All women had motors in their pussies!
Nobody had a job!
It was a glorious time, on the planet earth!

Are you ready to hear my
Sideways, super-psycho girth
I am ready to shout-bama-lama, down in Alabama
Are you ready, boys? (Yeah!)
Wooooo!

[Instrumental Intro]

Yeah!

[Sung]

Well Bubba and Lеonard
Were listening to Skynyrd
Whеn the moonshine still exploded
So they fired there guns
Then they started to run
And then everybody reloaded
Got to the truck
To go get drunk
And chain guzzle cans of hot beer

When outta nowhere
There stood a bear
But they only hit a deer

[Bridge]
They got little bitty brains
And great big guns!

[Chorus]
I'm on a Redneck Rampage
Tearing up the Everglades
I'm on a Redneck Rampage
Huntin' down Jimmy Page

Got some Dynamite
In case there's a fight
And a big 'ole whup ass stick
Love to buck dance
Can't stand France
And Martha Stewart makes me sick

I'm a fart lightin' fool
Kicked outta school
My family tree is a stump
I'm a minimum wage renegade
Master of the snipe hunt

[Bridge]
They got great big guns
Little tiny brains!

[Chorus]
I'm on a Redneck Rampage
Tearing up the Everglades
I'm on a Redneck Rampage
Your honor, I didn't know she was underage!
(I didn't know!)

Come on, Johnny!

[Guitar Solo]

Got some little white pills from trucker man Bill
At a 'Bama ass-kickin' contest
I'm out in the woods, up to no good
Huntin' down a sheep to molest

I'm behind an outhouse facin' to the south
And I commence to fornicate
Out in the sticks, I'm the king of the hicks
A real hillbilly potentate
[Bridge]
They got little bitty brains
And great big guns!

[Chorus]
I'm on a Redneck Rampage
Tearing up the Everglades
I'm on a Redneck Rampage
I'm playin' with some live hand grenades

I'm on a redneck rampage
Tearin' up the Everglades
(Here I come, baby!)

I ain't gonna act my age
I'm on a- I'm on a redneck rampage

She didn't act underage, your honor