Dumpster Love lyrics

Holy sh*t, look at the ass on that hog
Whoa dude, I think I'm in love, man

Oh, b*tch
You're just a fat f*ck queen
A three ton sl*t
The girl of my dreams

I know you f*cked that roadie outside
But I can't wait to eat your sweaty meat pie

Right now

Oh, girl
I think I saw you before
Back behind the bus
On The Summer Slaughter Tour

With three holes filled
And two hands full
I was eighth in line
Somehow I knew you were mine

Now I'm in love
With each and every fold
I can't wait to taste
That greasy slop hole
Oh yeah, your c*nt's a f*cking cave
And your ass is like a tank
But still I can't stop
'Cause oh heck, I'm in love

You fat f*cking b*tch
Your mouth rots from herpes and ???
Why'd you f*ck the whole tour
It's why it's hard with open sores

But I can't say no
I keep coming right back for that monolith crack
Oh yeah, you're just the love of my life
Whore, oh your c*nt is mountain sized