Who Named the Days? lyrics

I never slam the door these days
Then again, i'm never here
And you know where to find me
With my oldest friend I hold so dear

Who named the days?
Who named this mess?
I don't care what she says
I need to get out less

Me and him go back a long way
And his advice has always been sh*te
But he knows how to make me laugh
I've never bothered if he's right

Who named the days?
Who named this mess?
I don't care what she says
I need to get out less

But sometimes when I'm with him
I just stop being me
And he knows, on my own, I could never be
The man he's always wanted me to be

He makes me treat girls like sh*t
He makes me lie to them and use them
I think he loves to watch me playing games
And he loves to watch me lose them