Tanned lyrics

The greek sun made you lovely but attacked me with it's rays
I fell asleep and burned so badly
I could barely move for the first few days
The girls in front all lay topless
- I did my best not to look
But you could see right through my glasses as

I pretended to read my book
We went for dinner then tried the c*cktails
And drank our way through the list
For the first time in ages we just sat
And chatted then staggered home happy, tanned and p*ssed