Hawcubite lyrics

I teach an Englishman how not to bet
I make him perform
A sequence of nonsense actions
"I am clear, reliable and sober…"
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All this in order
As I say
To detonate an h-bomb
Right on top of his head
"This is fun!"
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It didn't work
So I left
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