f*ck the Middle East lyrics

[Verse]
f*ck the Middle East
There's too many problems
They just get in the way
We could sure live without them
They hijack our planes
They raise our oil prices
We'll kill them all and have a ball
And end their f*ckin' crisis

[Bridge]
Beirut and Lebanon—
Won't exist once we're done
Libya, Iran—
We'll flush the bast*rds down the can
Syrians and Shi'ites—
Crush their faces with our might
Then Israel and Egypt
Can live in peace without these di*ks