Mumbo (Jumbo) No. 5 lyrics
by Evil Anvil
[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mumbo Number 5
[Verse 1]
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
To the tech superstore 'round the corner
Grian said he wants my prismarine permit
But I really don't want to end bust, like I did last week
I must sell deepslate, make it cheap
I like redstone dust, copper bulb, piston, and repeater
And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter
So what can I build, the biggest door possiblе
To me, redstone is rеally quite simple
Anything fly, that's all good
Now let me restock, and set up the note blocks
[Chorus]
A little bit of Rendog, he's got the crown
A little bit of Pearl, she is upside down
A little bit of Bdubs on his horse
A little bit of Grian starting wars
A little bit of Gem, my knees are nude
A little bit of XB, I'm getting sued
A little bit of Grumbot, self-aware
A little bit of you makes me your mayor
[Post-Chorus]
Can I get a woo in the chat? (Woohoo!)
[Verse 2]
Jump up and down and move it all around
Put your base in the air, put yourself in the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
I press A with my index, shift with my thumb
And if it looks like this, then you're doing it wrong
[Chorus]
A little bit of Rendog, he's got the crown
A little bit of Pearl, she is upside down
A little bit of Bdubs on his horse
A little bit of Grian starting wars
A little bit of Gem, my knees are nude
A little bit of XB, I'm getting sued
A little bit of Grumbot, self-aware
A little bit of you makes me your mayor
[Bridge]
This is so stupid
But look, there's a horn shop next door
It's looking interesting
These horns are too much fun!
This is like doomscrolling
I'm doomhorning
[Chorus]
A little bit of Rendog, he's got the crown
A little bit of Pearl, she is upside down
A little bit of Bdubs on his horse
A little bit of Grian starting wars
A little bit of Gem, my knees are nude
A little bit of XB, I'm getting sued
A little bit of Grumbot, self-aware
A little bit of you makes me your mayor
[Outro]
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