Two Pints lyrics
by Buckethead
-Mom, Dad, I'm hungry. They have head cheese! T-they have head cheese! Can I get a-I wanna plate, can I get a plate? Head cheese!
-Okay son, um... Now, let's see here... Excuse me, uh, sir? D-do you have any head cheese?
Okay, I'll g-I'll get two pints for my child and my wife