Schroeder [Intro] lyrics

[LUCY, spoken]
What would you think, Schroeder, if someday you and I got married, and we were so poor that you had to sell the piano to buy me saucepans

[SCHROEDER, spoken]
Saucepans?

[LUCY, spoken]
Well, sure! You don't expect me to set up housekeeping without a good set of saucepans!

[SCHROEDER, spoken]
Saucepans!

[LUCY, spoken]
Well, girls have to think about those things! Boys are lucky, boys never have to think about things like saucepans!

[SCHROEDER, spoken]
I can't stand it! I just can't stand it!