Jingle Balls lyrics
by James Lord Pierpont
[Verse 1]
Slurping on that di*k
c*mming from that sh*t
b*tch that's how we f*ck
On a beautiful Christmas
All the mistletoe
Makes me want to f*ck a hoe
Maybe under all that snow outside of the window
[Chorus]
Jingle balls
Jingle balls
Bounce across that ass
Oh what fun it is to f*ck underneath the thick snow mass
Jingle balls
Jingle balls
Bounce across that ass
Oh what fun it is to f*ck underneath the thick snow mass
[Verse 2]
Tonight on Christmas Eve
A baby, we'll conceive
Or maybe HIV
If you don't receive
Plan B from Uncle Steve
You have to believe
In Santa and his many heaves
Of Christmas presеnt sleeves
[Chorus]
Jingle balls
Jingle balls
Bouncе across that ass
Oh what fun it is to f*ck underneath the thick snow mass