[Verse 1]
The Dutchman was dressed to impress
Walking through streets that were laid with distress
[Chorus]
By the barstool, patiently sat
Little collie stares back
[Verse 2]
Two wrongs do not make a right
Though there are times when it feels they just might
[Verse 3]
I don't know my right from my left
I do not know where the next sun will set
[Chorus]
By the barstool, patiently sat
Little collie stares back