Left Handed Woman lyrics
by John Hartford
Left handed woman you south-pawed member
Of the female gender tender bender of my splendor
Look at you
You do everything backwards from the way that I do
You inside out upside down left handed woman you
Left handed brown eyes left handedly looking
Left handedly holding old right handed me
I tell you right but it comes out left and backwards
Please woman have mercy on me
Left handed woman you south-pawеd member
Of the fеmale gender tender bender of my splendor
Look at you
You do everything backwards from the way that I do
You inside out upside down left handed woman you