Cereal Wars lyrics

[Verse 1]
Get up early in the morning, going to the store
Post, Kellogs, General Mills
It's the cereal war
f*cking store never has the Monsters and they never get it more
Post, Kellogs, General Mills
It's the cereal war

[Verse 2]
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock
It's got a condom in the box
I'll try some cocoa puffs today
Who the f*ck is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best
They've got more marshmallows than the rest
There's not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies
And always stay away from Wheaties

[Outro]
Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store
I had some Erkles, liked 'em a lot
It's the cereal war
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes
And then I could try Sugar Bombs
The soggies will never get Cap'n Crunch
I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet
That's the only kind I'll eat
Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a f*cking squirrel to you?