Hypocrite lyrics

[Verse 1]
I do not smoke cigarettes
I told him with conviction
'Cause I've always been asthmatic
And I don't support addiction
He said, "But I always roll my own"
I said, "But I still think that you're a poser"

[Verse 2]
He said, "I don't sleep in parking lots
I've always been a fighter"
I said "That sounds pretty easy,
When you've got a warm recliner in your parents living room,
When where you are is where they'll pay the rent"

[Chorus]
And for all your liberating and the lives you say you're saving
One would think you would be half as full of sh*t
And for all the rules you're breaking and the precedents you're making
I could do without that breed of anarchist
I could do without that breed of politics
I could do without that breed of hypocrite
I could do much more without the likes of this

He said, "I'll be on that picket line for equality,
But I hope everyone looks like me,
And does not treat me differently"
I said, "Goddamn, you hypocrite!"
He said, "I do not take that name so lightly"

I said, "I don't sleep in parking lots,
I've always been resistant"
He said, "That sounds pretty easy,
Would you just shut up and kiss me?"
I said, "Aw man, you're no feminist"
He said, "I do not use that word so slightly"

[Chorus]
And for all your liberating and the lives you say you're saving
One would think you would be half as full of sh*t
And for all the rules you're breaking and the progress that you're making
I could do without that breed of anarchist
Oh, I could do without that breed of politics
Oh, I could do without that breed of hypocrite
Oh, I could do much more without the likes of this
Oh!