Conversations With Strangers lyrics

[Verse 1]
I like writing on walls, f*ck you society- Dan
Dan, this is actually a door, not a wall
Regards, Society
Follow your dreams!
I literally only have nightmares
Question everything
Why?
Yo girl on a scale of 1 to America
How free are you tonight?
(That’s a great line! But underneath it somebody wrote)
Germany 1942

[Verse 2]
Do you idealize the past? Or see it as broken? Why?
Dude, I’m just trying to take a sh*t
The chamber of secrets has been opened
Then close your legs
The future is in your hand
My di*k is the future?
If Harry Potter taught us anything, it’s that nobody desеrves to live in the closеt
(That’s such a sweet thought! But underneath it someone wrote)
Except R. Kelly

[Chorus]
Holy water, holy sh*t
Is this as good as it’s ever gonna get?
Conversations with strangers that I have never met
And will never meet in the future
My di*k is the future?
[Verse 3]
Cocaine is like a super hot girlfriend with perfect tits
That’s mean to you all the time, and f*cks other dudes
Stop white hipsters
Laugh out loud? Please explain how
Tom loves my Shaft
DVD with bonus features
When I’m alone I like to fill the bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend that I’m a meatball
Don’t judge me!
(But underneath that, understandably, someone wrote)
Dude we’re totally judging

[Verse 4]
The largest eggs in the world are laid by sharks
The largest woman in the world is laid by your dad
I f*cked your mom!
Shut up dad, your drunk
Open books, not legs
Blow minds, not boys
Why can’t I do both?
“Big tits can’t make up for a small ass, but a big ass can make up for small tits”
(And then someone put quotes around it and ascribed it to)
Abraham Lincoln

[Chorus]
Holy water, holy sh*t
Is this as good as it’s ever gonna get?
Conversations with strangers that I have never met
And will never know if I meet in the future
My di*k is the future?
[Outro]
For a good time call your mother for Sunday brunch, delightful
For a good time call, your dad, he misses you
For a good time call 867-5309
For a good time call me Ishmael
Good luck out there human
Good luck out there human