Christmas Freestyle lyrics

[Verse 1]
Christmas time is here
And as the time draws near
Like a funeral gathering
The thoughts in my head are harrowing
And I can’t tell if time is just messing with me
But Christmas this year is a tad bit slippy
What I’m trying to say is it feels out of place
Like tripping over a bystanders shoelace
I’ve already gotten a box of Christmas cards
My grandparents making dinners, pouring their hearts
And yet I’m barely recovered from my GCSES
Now- boom- I blink and it’s nearly Christmas Eve
So I think what’s going on is I’m a tad confused
Like drinking palm wine or booze
So herе’s something that’ll make me rеmember-
2023, Christmas Presence, on the 25th of December

[Verse 2]
Christmas presence, check out my entrance
Switching the flow and, Santa got the presents
Better load the sleigh like a cartel’s package
Christmas 2023, how can anybody manage?
Cost of living still here. That’s for sure
2023 Christmas time, it’s a sense of allure
But don’t fall for these marketing tricks
Screw the government, what a load of pricks
[Verse 3]
And now I’m back like before
Mariah Carey is a bore
I’m fed up of boring Christmas rave songs
I wanna get higher like weed outta bongs
So I made an album with a few guys
This album is amazing, I can’t tell lies
So all that’s left is the best parts like Turkey
On to song number 2 - man this sh*t is burpery