FUNNY (Freestyle) lyrics

[Intro]
Here we go-
Gonna call this one “Funny”
You ready?

[Verse 1]
My bars cut deep like Ballsack Shavers
You’re dead in the sand like ASAC Schrader
My bars ain’t forced unlike a Jedi
You wish your bars were written by AI

I wish you could understand. (Get it?)
You man are dead; You man in the Can
You man are the deadest; you man ain’t real
I got big bars that are made of steel

Pride Rock where I was born (I’m working on it)
You man are endangered, average
Gonna poach bounties like Season 5 of Fortnitе
Making songs all day, then I’m listening to MoreNight

My bars cut deep, bеtter call it an emo
I say offensive jokes that I don’t mean though
I’m a regular ass guy in real life
But I’m trying my hardest to please your wife (haha)
I can make jokes and I can make some puns
I’m from a town where there ain’t just guns
Shanks on every street, got into a fistfight
I won my first fightnight and you man can’t die right

And what’s the deal with you fake ass MC’s?
You don’t produce your own sh*t like DVDS
Big up JME, he’s a real one at work
I’m changing the scene, they call me a j*rk

Sat in better accommodation than your houses
You and your team are as blind as mouses
Knitting like a grandma, I’m talking string
I have fun with the bars, that’s how I win

Had to remaster this song, it’s at 100 views
Some bars were lacking, hung them with a noose
Serious, it’s getting bigger than a moose
Packed with steroids, so his heart’s feeling loose

Test me on the mic, you’ll barely scrape an F
I’m an A* student, keep it 4/4 like a treble clef
I was never a good artist, until I done charted
Sent so many disses, it’s a wonder he ain’t departed (haha)