Itchy as*h*le lyrics
by Dane Cook
The other day, I don't know if you've ever gotten this, it was about 2:30
In the afternoon. I got the itchy-est as*h*le I've ever gotten on record
And I keep a record of my itchy as*h*les. May 14, 1985, I had a very itchy
as*h*le. This one ousted it, GET OUTA HERE!...old itchy as*h*le. Oh it's the
Worst isn't it? Agh you just feel..usually your at work or some place that you
Can't focus on it. You gotta do some other activities, right. The entire day
You try to bounce around. Try to shake it out