Miss X, An Ex-Lover lyrics

Miss X is now just an ex-lover
As time goes by it gets harder to remember why we split
As I recall the reasons were all small and stupid:

Miss X was doing horse

Miss X wore shiny platform trainers

Miss X more or less moved into my house when I was working on getting famous

Miss X gave me chlamydia then, when I'd been told by the doctor
Not to have sex for three weeks, put pressure on me to f*ck her

Miss X, lying beside me when Diana died, couldn't give a sh*t

Miss X started calling me 'cold fish', 'plank' and 'Mr Limp di*k'

Sex with Japanese pleased me more, I found them less voracious

Miss X meanwhile was f*cking her way to the top, working on getting famous

The great love of Miss X's life came back to town, she started to stalk him

There were other reasons I left Miss X, but I've forgotten

Miss X is now just an ex-lover
As time goes by it gets harder to remember why we split
As I recall the reasons were all small and stupid
I miss her