Marshmallows in Cereal is Gay (1999) lyrics

Sugar Crisp or Raisin Bran?
Decide right now, I doubt I can
I see more and more cereals
Do I want the frosting?
Or do I want the tiny marshmallows?
Captain crunch and Count Chocula
Corn Flakes
Wow!
Those all start with C!
Those all start with -

If you cannot decide, we’ll buy that Life cereal sh*t!
And you'll finish every bowl, and like it! And like it!
What kinda retard eats strawberries in their cereals?
sh*t! Surely not me!
I have milk, like a real man!
But that's not my point! Here is my point:

Marshmallows should not be in cereal
They're not part of a nutritious breakfast