Zero lyrics

[Intro (spoken): Zero]
Wait, is that no music I hear? Follow me!

[Verse 1: Zero]
When there are no boats anchored in the bay, you've got zero
When all the birds have upped and flown away, you've got zero
When you've eaten all the cupcakes, when you've drunk up all the milkshakes
You've got no cakes, no shakes; you've got zero!
When all the sweets have vanished from the jar, you've got zero
When all the wheels have fallen off your car, you've got zero
When the wind blows down the beach huts, and you've broken all the teacups
You've got no huts, no cups; you've got zero!

[Chorus: Zero]
I'm the number for nothing, I'm one less than one
When there's nothing of something, I'm the number for none!
When there's nothing there to count, none is the amount
You've got zero!

[Verse 2: Zero; One; Two; One, Two & Three]
When all the bunnies in the field have hopped, you've got zero
When all the bubbles in the air have popped, you've got zero
When you've jumped in all the haystacks, when you've snaffled up the flapjacks
You've got no stacks, no snacks; you've got zero!
How many elephants in that tree? (Zero!)
How many unicorns can you see? (Zero!)
How many frogs are on your head?
How many squirrels are in your bed?
Zero, zero, zero!
[Chorus: Zero]
I'm the number for nothing, I'm one less than one
When there's nothing of something, I'm the number for none!
When there's nothing there to count, none is the amount
You've got zero!

[Bridge: Zero]
Imagine a world where nothing can bring you down
No one messing around, no one starting a riot
Nothing and no one to stop you from thinking of nothing
Imagine a world where everything's peaceful and quiet

[Spoken Interlude]
[Zero] No no no! Zero, zero instruments!
Zero, zero trees! Zero, zero gravity!
Zero! Zero worlds!
[One, Two & Three] Zero worlds?!
[Zero] Oops...
[One] What's this?
[Zero] Nothing
[Two] Where are we?
[Zero] Nowhere
[Three] What do we do now?
[Zero] No idea
[One] One! One wonderful world!
Oh, no! Where's Zero?
[Two] Zero zeroes?
[Three] Zero was my hero!
[Zero] Ta-da!
[Breakdown: Zero; One, Two & Three]
I'm the number for nothing (Number for nothing)
I'm one less than one (One less than one)
When there's nothing of something (Nothing of something)
I'm the number for none!

[Chorus: Zero; One, Two & Three; Zero, One, Two & Three]
I'm the number for nothing, I'm one less than one
When there's nothing of something, I'm the number for none!
When there's nothing there to count, none is the amount
You've got zero!