Short di*k Man lyrics

[Intro]
Haha
Haha
Hahaha
Haha
Haha
Hahaha

[Chorus]
Don't want no short di*k man
Don't want no short di*k man
Don't want no short di*k man
Don't want no short di*k man
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want no short di*k man

[Verse 1]
What in the world is that f*cking thing?
Do you need some f*cking tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be the smallest di*k
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the f*ck outta here

[Post-Chorus]
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short di*k man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short di*k man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want
[Chorus]
Don't want no short di*k man
Don't want no short di*k man
Don't want no short di*k man
Don't want no short di*k man
Don't want no short di*k man
Don't want no short di*k man
Don't want no short di*k man
Don't want no short di*k man

[Post-Chorus]
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short di*k man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short di*k man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short di*k man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short di*k man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
[Bridge]
Ah-huh-uh, ah-huh-uh
Ah-huh-uh, ah-huh-uh

[Verse 2]
Isn't that cute - an extra belly button!
You need to put your pants back on, honey

[Chorus 2]
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Dont want no, dont want no, dont want, dont want
Dont want no, dont want, don't want
Don't want no short di*k man

[Break]
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short di*k man
[Verse 1]
Do you need some f*cking tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be the smallest di*k
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the f*ck outta here

[Chorus]
Don't want no short di*k man
Don't want no short di*k man
Don't want no short di*k man
Don't want no short di*k man
Don't want no short di*k man
Don't want no short di*k man
Don't want no short di*k man
Don't want no short di*k man

[Outro]
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