Sacred Ground of the Golden Turd (Bear McCreary Remix) lyrics

[Verse 1]
Go out to that land where the trash is treasure
We don't need nothing, no points, just pleasure
It's a sacred ground where there lies that golden turd
Oh, it's the best of the worst, the kind that needs the Nerd

[Verse 2]
This shrine of sh*t beckons, our disdain
To hunt it, to hurt it; that's why we came
It's a final beasted boss and it must be tamed
With his pocket pouch, this is a job for the Nerd

[Bridge]
If you want to come on out
Come on and scream and shout
This one's for the Nerd
This is his final bell

[Verse 3]
He'll offer up his great words, sharp as daggеrs
Key will be known, unlock his secrеt zones, Doc
Digging for that great jackpot like a prairie dog
When the Nerd plays his game, we'll get a sweet epilogue

[Instrumental Outro]