di*kie Ziggens lyrics

di*kie Ziggen
That's di*kie Ziggen
He's a real cool cat from Fullertown
He likes to drive his Fiat around
He's got one Fiat just for parts
That's cuz the first Fiat never starts

He's di*kie Ziggen (he hates the Beatles)
He's di*kie Ziggen (he hates Eric Clapton)

Now bathing has never really been his thing
But he plays a good game called odd or even
He smokes cigarettes while he's wеaring the patch
He eats with his facе down on the food and it's not attractive

di*kie Ziggen (he hates Tom Petty)
He's di*kie Ziggen (he hates females)

Now di*kie doesn't like to practice guitar
He doesn't have to, he's di*kie Ziggen, he's a star
He's got annoying dogs and a pretty wife
Well that just about sums up di*kie's life

Now he horrifies his friends with insensitive jokes
He breaks wind and he lights his smokes
He abandoned both his Fiats on Chappette Avenue
Is it just me or is that kind of not the right thing to do?
di*kie Ziggen (he hates Led Zeppelin!)
(He's got a heart of gold but the heart's kind of clogged up)