I Saw Three Ships lyrics

I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas Day in the morning

And what was in the ships all three (Laughter)
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
And what - Shut up, turds!
- was in the ships all three
On Christmas Day in the morning

The Virgin Mary and Christ were there (Laughter)
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
The Virgin Mary and - Shut up, turds!
- Christ were there
On Christmas Day in the morning

Let us all rejoice amain
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day (Laughter Growing)
Let - I told you to shut up!
- us all rejoice amain
On Christmas Day in the morning

Shelly is starting to get p*ssed (Nonstop Laughter)
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
Shelly got up and killed the turds
On Christmas Day, in the morning
Arrrrrrrgh!