You’ve Never Had Chocolate Like This lyrics

[WILLY WONKA]
So the taxis never stop
The girls think you're a flop
You're wet and cold, you're getting old
Your confidence is shot

[COLIN, spoken]
It's true

[WILLY WONKA]
When people look at you
They seem to look straight through
Or like you're something brown they found
Upon the bottom of their shoe

[COLIN, spoken]
Have you been following me?

[WILLY WONKA]
But this should lift the gloom
My Giraffe Milk Macaroon
Just take a chance and you'll be dancing
To a different tune

Goodbye to feeling small
And frightened of it all
Just eat a few of these and
You'll be feeling ten feet tall
Wеll, there's chocolate

[WILLY WONKA & COLIN]
And thеre's chocolate
Only Wonka's makes your confidence skyrockelet
Put your hand into your pockelet
Get yourself some Wonka chocolate

[COLIN]
Madame, just one kiss

[BRIDGET, spoken]
Yes, please

[WILLY WONKA]
You've never had chocolate like this

[CROWD]
No, we've never had chocolate like this

[LADY 1]
Have you tried his new one?

[LADY 2, spoken]
No
[LADY 1]
Oh, you've got to have a go

[WILLY WONKA]
Just pop one in and everything
Becomes a Broadway show

[LADIES]
The news that makes you gasp
The jokes that make you laugh

[PASSENGERS]
All that you say and do all day
Will be choreographed

[WILLY WONKA]
Lost your hair, can't think where

[CUSTOMER]
Feeling fairly bare up there

[WILLY WONKA]
Don't despair, I come prepared
Behold my Hair Repair Éclair

It's made from ground vanilla
From the markets of Manila
Take heed, eat more than three
And you'll end up like a gorilla
[PASSENGERS]
Well, there's chocolate

[CUSTOMERS]
And there's chocolate

[PASSENGERS]
Only Wonka's makes you rock around the clockelet
Put your hand into your pockelet
Get yourself

[CHIEF OF POLICE, spoken]
Oh, put a sock in it

(sung)
Make sure they're all frisked
Have you ever had chocolate like this?

[OFFICER AFFIBLE]
I've never had chocolate like this

[CROWD]
Never had chocolate like this
Never had chocolate like this

[NOODLE]
Well, there's literate and illiterate
Can you tell me what this word is?

[WILLY WONKA]
Not a bit of it

[NOODLE]
Well, that's a vowel and that's a consonant

[WILLY WONKA]
What's that now? You're talking nonsenense

[NOODLE]
I should call it quits

[ABACUS CRUNCH]
But you've never sold chocolate like this

[FICKELGRUBER]
Well, there's chocolate

[CHIEF, spoken]
I understand that

[PRODNOSE]
And there's chocolate

[CHIEF, spoken]
Totally true

[SLUGWORTH]
Only Wonka drives a hole right through our profilets

[CHIEF, spoken]
Yes, but what I'm trying to tell you is that

[FICKELGRUBER & CHIEF]
If we don't get on top of this (Uh-huh)
We'll go bust

[FICKELGRUBER, PRODNOSE & SLUGWORTH]
Choco-pocalypse

[FICKELGRUBER]
We'll cease to exist

[CHIEF OF POLICE, spoken]
But fellas

(sung)
You've never had chocolate like this

[FICKELGRUBER, PRODNOSE & SLUGWORTH]
No, we've never had chocolate like this

[CROWD]
Well, there's chocolate (Well, there's chocolate)
And there's chocolate (And there's chocolate)

[WILLY WONKA]
Only mine'll find you buying wedding frockelets

[COLIN & BRIDGET]
We have just tied the knot and it's
All because of Wonka's chocolate

[CROWD]
Off to a life of bliss

[WILLY WONKA & CROWD]
You've never had chocolate like this (Ah)

[CROWD]
No, we've never had chocolate like this

[WONKA & CROWD]
Have you ever had chocolate like this? (Ah)

[CROWD]
No, we've never had chocolate
No, we've never had chocolate like this