​what the duck lyrics

[Intro: egobreak, ryurené]
Walk up the stairs b*tch I just fell- (Aight, I'm ready)
Come on
Y'all better listen up man (ahem)

[egobreak, Lucy Bedroque, ryurené]
Walk up the stairs, b*tch I just fell down
I remember when I was three, I couldn't spell gown
Now I'm chillin up inside my town
n*ggas remember when I was three, I f*ckin' drowned
Walkin' in the club I been like 'the f*ck
I'mma light that b*tch up like what the f*ck?
Then I ride the waterboard
When I wipe that b*tch, I say what the f*ck?
Last year my son came out as gay
Beat that n*gga ass til' he say he 'on't swing that way
They always tell me gay son or thot daughter
n*gga, I'm the dondada
n*ggas know I'm a volatile substance
I pull up on yo' b*tch and then I start f*ckin' it (uh)
I'm Kick Buttowski in that b*tch
n*ggas know I'm doin tricks and hella kick flips
If I was doin tricks, I was doin' hella flips
If I did flips, I would dip them dip in chip
If I get the dippin' chi, n*gga, fish and chips
Like I'm UK, n*gga, I'm a britain brit i ri
They be like "Ryurené, what's wrong wit' yo son?"
n*gga, I shot him wit' a gun
Yeah, he tried to run
Put that n*gga in the ground, he's done
I'm racist as hell, I call Japanese people Anime
n*ggas know I pull up on this b*tch, I'm watching Hanime
n*ggas know I'm in that crib with my left hand
I remember spraying mayonnaise on a white man
I got Chinese food in my right hand
In my left hand, n*gga, I got nothing (hold on)
Stop all the kbuffin' muffin, hold on, muffin
Hold on, stuffin', what the f*ck, n*gga, buffin'
Shoutout to that fatass n*gga Rick Ross
n*gga so fat he can never take a loss
n*gga so fat, yeah, he- (fukc)
Yea, that n*gga so fat he can crush my son
They call me grass on that court, I'm green f*ck n*gga
n*ggas know I'm comin' in wit' hella triggas'
I be kickin' sh*t with monkeys and gorillas
I'm the typa' n*gga steal yo baby strilla
I'm like that one n*gga from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
n*gga, I'm like Carlton: I got fresh air, n*gga
Hold on, I got fresh hair, n*gga
Flat top fade, n*gga: Yeah, you know I'm bare, n*gga
​iar (f*ck)
Yeah, I got no energy
Dumb b*tch, yeah, her name ii Emily
Yeah, synergy
That don't even rhyme, n*gga, primerly
You ever seen a naked n*gga at the Pizza Hut?
I bet you haven't n*gga, down set hut
n*gga know I-
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b*tch, what the f*ck?
Naked n*gga at Pizza Hut, with a butt
Hold on, I just pulled up with a duck
Quack quack, n*gga, like, what the f*ck? (hold on)
I just did a triple jump in the air
Man these n*ggas so weird
Grab a hairy n*gga by his beard
Yuh