George Mastrothard, Keeper of the Stainless Steel lyrics

[Intro: Billy Mays]
The original Quick Chop
The fastest, easiest, safest way
To chop, mince or dice any vegetables
Guaranteed!

[Strofa 1]
Eighteen ten the numbers
Summoning the
Giorgio Mastrò
Bed with wooden clapboards
At the heart of
Giorgio Mastrò
Dishwasher- safe cookware set
Ergonomically designed
Rubber handles, nonstick coating and
Conductive heavy gauge aluminium!

[Bridge]
Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro
Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro
Giorgio Mastrò

[Strofa 2]
DHL delivers
The mattresses of
Giorgio Mastrò
Elefantly powered
Comes the ghost of
Giorgio Mastrò
There's a pot to cook the rice
And a pot to cook the corn
There's a Sony hi-res webcam
For both snuff and porn!
[Ritornello]
Giorgio Mastrò!
Steak-knife warrior, keeper of the stainless steel
Giorgio Mastrò!
Mountain shaman, on Shimano powered wheel
You can get a pressure cooker
And pay in comfortable rates
Do not wait to place your order
Proceed to checkout, that Amazon awaits!

[Bridge]
Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro
Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro
Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro
Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro
Giorgio Mastrò

[Assolo]

[Bridge: Nanowar of Steel & Billy Mays]
Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro
Watch this, Grate cheese with ease
Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro
Parmesan, Romano, even Asiago
Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro
There’s no wrong way to use it
Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro
Pass it around the dinner table and grate as you go
Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro
Use it for pasta, pizza or salads. For zest, it’s the best
Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro
And if you use a press, it’s a mess!
Giorgio Mastrò
[Ritornello]
Giorgio Mastrò
Steak-knife warrior, keeper of the stainless steel
Giorgio Mastrò!
Mountain shaman, on Shimano powered wheel
You can get a pressure cooker
And pay in comfortable rates
Do not wait to place your order
Proceed to checkout, that Amazon awaits!

[Chorus]
Giorgio Mastrò
Steak-knife warrior, keeper of the stainless steel
Giorgio Mastrò!
Mountain shaman, on Shimano powered wheel
You can get a pressure cooker
And pay in comfortable rates
Do not wait to place your order
Proceed to checkout, that Amazon awaits!

[Outro]
Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro
Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro
Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro
Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro
Giorgio Mastrò