T Girl Video Blog #2395 lyrics

[Intro]
Hi, my name is Cats Milly, today is...
Friday, April 1st, 2011, uh.. This is..

Transgender video blog number two thousand three hundred
And ninety-five
Everything's gonna be fine
You just met me at a very strange time in my life

Uh...

[Verse 1]
No one f*cking understands me
Have I f*cking ever asked for a re-tweet?
Never in my life
One day in the distant future
I'll make the f*cking purr-fect wife
House clean, dinner on when you get back
Hair nice as f*ck, never ever f*cking b*tching on a rap track
Smelling like flowers and baby powder
With a moderately sized rack
But never mind that, uhhh...
I'm gonna learn how to write neat
Stop smoking cigarettes and stop eating red meat
Say "thank you" to strangers politely and wish 'em dead
Move away from home and still b*tch to the internet
About the way my parents raised me
Then change my name again and not tell anybody
Maybe then I'll finally find my place in this
f*cked up stupid ass gender binary society
[Chorus]
And then?
And then finally feel happy?
Who the f*ck knows?
Maybe

[Spoken]
Day four hundred, two weeks before my fourteenth birthday. I forced myself to vomit so I could stay home from school
Read Venus Envy for six hours, drank an entire bottle of cough syrup and then cried myself to sleep

[Verse 2]
What the f*ck do I motherf*cking look like
Swagging like Golf Wang but sounding like a butch dyke
When I say that I've had surgery
I mean I've had a ski mask stapled on permanently
Yeah, it certainly hurting me
But I won't never f*cking take it off
The truth of the matter is whole world sprained my f*cking feelings
But I'll just swag it off uhhhh... but...
I don't want no leggings, no tight-ass jeans
Low cut tees, just crucify me
Kay, here's my big plan
Dye my hair red
Join a punk band
And never f*cking rap again
I don't give a sh*t, it
Works for me
People like it better
When I don't' say anything
Well whatever
f*ck life, it's just too f*cking embarrassing