Almost Soon lyrics

[Verse 1]
Old and I'm terminal
I cut Autumn out
My nickname is couch
Hate Man United
Went under my fringe
Caught in a hairnet
Brain you, I'll brain you
Telling dirty jokes
Wash mouths out with soap
I feel like a dope
Brain you, I'll brain you
I'll be almost soon
Loo-La-La the Loon
Something-something room
Chewed by the insides of my stubble bubble

[Chorus]
I just want to walk around in a square!
I'll bring you, I'll brain you
Is it legit enough to leg it, leg it, leg it, leg it?

[Verse 2]
Deaf
I heard that you're deaf
But not dead enough
I'm cooking books
Under the stove
It's weird to be old
I got slow to fast
Got flagged at half mast
He's chalking up
He's blind by looks
He's doubling
I'll pay for, I'll pay 5, I'll pay that
No, what the f*ck's in my eye?
I blink down my thighs
Nail polish on my final nail clippers
[Chorus]
I just want to walk around in a square!
I'll bring you! I'll brain you!
Is it legit enough to leg it, leg it, leg it, leg it?

[Verse 3]
And everyone is a weirdo
Every two are just half freaks
An even three use teletext
888 subtitles me
The pink is turning purple now
I'm just a normal guy
Who sounded passive aggressive now
These little things are massive, how?