Who Gives A f*ck lyrics
by John Valby
Who gives a f*ck what's going on
Who gives a f*ck what's going on
Who gives a f*ck what's going on here
Go the fridge and get me another beer
Oh my name is Richard Simmons, I like to squawk and squeal
I like when guys undo their pants and deal me a meal
I'm getting lots of exercise dropping to my knees
And I'm just glad that semen is so low in calories
Who gives a f*ck what's going on
Who gives a f*ck what's going on
Who gives a f*ck what's going on here
Go the fridge and get me another beer
Oh his name is Roger Clemens, he showed up on the Mitchell report
Something about shriveled balls and a pecker that's really short
He swore to Congress no needles but here's his f*ckin' trick
When he wanted a load of steroids he sucked Andy Petit's di*k
Who gives a f*ck what's going on
Who gives a f*ck what's going on
Who gives a f*ck what's going on here
Go the fridge and get me another beer
My name is Bill Clinton, I'm the leader of the land
I'd have been in much less trouble if I had just used my hand
I'm not afraid of going to trial, I do not fear the dock
As long as there's a lovely judge to sit and suck my c*ck
Who gives a f*ck what's going on
Who gives a f*ck what's going on
Who gives a f*ck what's going on here
Go the fridge and get me another beer
Oh her name was Rachel Ray, I called that beaner b*tch
I told her it must be a good connection, I could smell salsa on your snitch
That's not what I called about, what I really want to know
Is how much jizz did you have to swallow to get that TV show
Who gives a f*ck what's going on
Who gives a f*ck what's going on
Who gives a f*ck what's going on here
Go the fridge and get me another beer
Oh his name was Paul McCartney, I gave up one legged b*tches for lent
Believe me that $15 million was the best money I ever spent
I was high on pot when I met her I f*cked her stump in bed
But now I wish Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down upon her head
Who gives a f*ck what's going on
Who gives a f*ck what's going on
Who gives a f*ck what's going on here
Go the fridge and get me another beer