The Rodeo Song lyrics

[Verse 1]
Well, it's forty below and I don't give a f*ck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo

[Chorus]
(And) It's an allemande left and allemande right
C'mon you f*ckin' dummy, get your right step right
Get off stage, you goddamn goof, get off
p*ss me off, f*cking j*rk, get on my nerves

[Verse 2]
Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo

[Chorus]
(And) It's an allemande left and allemande right
C'mon you f*ckin' dummy, get your right step right
Get off stage, you goddamn goof, get off
p*ss me off, f*cking j*rk, get on my nerves

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
Well, it's forty below and I ain't got a truck
And I don't give a f*ck 'cause I'm off to the rodeo
[Chorus]
(And) It's an allemande left and allemande right
C'mon you f*ckin' dummy, get your right step right
Get off stage, you goddamn goof, get off
p*ss me off, f*cking j*rk, get on my nerves

[Verse 4]
Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo

[Chorus]
(And) It's an allemande left and allemande right
C'mon you f*ckin' dummy, get your right step right
Get off stage, you goddamn goof, get off
p*ss me off, f*cking j*rk, get on my nerves