Kama Sutra Time lyrics

Liz Mary or Louise
They'll get down on their knees
Or Sidney the dyke
Uh what would you like we're here to please

June Cindy or Jeanine
Or all three might be a scene
It's all up to you
A negro a Jew for you to screw

Jill Bonnie Linda Lou
Love Olga and Sung Lu
Ah, so!
If they can't mount them
Stick out a limb and they'll mount you

Position 1 you grab her buns
And oh my God what lovely ones
Position 2 you're screwin' it on the floor
And she's begging for more
(And so) Position 3 she needs your knee
Position 4 tied to a door
Positions 5 through 10
Need Vaseline

Lucy straps her hands and knees
Into apparatus such as thеse
Whips corsets and bows
Little boys clothеs goodness knows
Until you tried our sequined leather jocks
Massaged in Nova Scotia lox
You might not ever know just what you missed
'til you're taking a p*ss
With Sweet Maxine (honey she's) our water queen
Nothing can be too obscene
But all my boys fulfill your sickest dreams (Step right up!-)


(Sorta like Mott the Hoople)

Dogs horses or a guy
Give someone dead a try
Or maybe a tree or maybe me
It's Kama Sutra Time

[Spoken]
Yes that's right it's Kama Sutra time
Here in the year of the diamond dog
You know what that means
Means it's time we all got together again like we used to do in the old days
When Woodstock was cool

(Thinks he's Marc Bolan or something.)

Well, you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black, don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well, you're built like a car
You've got a hubcap diamond star halo
You're built like a car, oh yeah
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on

[Spoken]
Those sing-along days aren't lost to us forever, folks! We've gotta get back! Back to Woodstock, back to singing with each other like Joni wants us to do!

Ohh-ohhhhh
I’m Joni Mitchell!
I’ve had Stephen and Graham and Neil and Jackson and the Eagles too!
How about you?
Aaaah-aah-aaah-aah-aaaah! I'm Joni Mitchell

[Spoken]
It's the way Joni would've wanted it. Just kind of a communal singing between us, drawing us closer together!
Sometimes it's a fine line between Joni and Yoko...
Let's sing along ladies and gentlemen, if we say it you say it
We say "kama", you say "kama"
We say "sutra" you say "sutra"
Cretins could do it...
Okay now, here we go.. (ame-ah reh-ey-oh, ame-ah reh-ey-oh)
It's!

[Audience]
(It's!)

[Spoken]
Oh no it isn't!
Jerry Garcia wouldn't get out of his own PUKE to sing that again!
C'mon man, let's have a little gusto in it!
It's!
[Audience]
(IT'S!)

[Spoken]
Kama!

[Audience]
(KAMA!)

[Spoken]
Yeah!

[Audience]
(YEAH!)

[Spoken]
(no no...)
This is not an Elton John concert!

Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, oh, Bennie.. (Cover devolves in to gobbling and "Oh"s)

[Spoken]
Oh, I need Chrisery over and we have a couple of drinks
Oh, and maybe some turquoise
Ohh, all my friends are tossin-...

("It's Kama Sutra Time!" repeated to the tune of "Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay as Howard Kaylan speaks over it)
Yes, it's Kama Sutra time! And you know what that means, ladies and gentlemen! That means it's time for you to turn to the person that you brought here to the Roxy tonight
Yes, and- and go down on them!