Red Dwarf Theme (early draft with alternative verses) lyrics

[Verse 1]
It's cold outside
There's no kind of atmosphere
I'm all alone
More or less

Let me ride
Far away from here

Fun, fun, fun
In the sun, sun, sun

[Verse 2]
I want to sprawl
Shipwrecked and comatose
I want some sand
Up my bum

Gold fish shoals
Nibbling at my toes

Fun, fun, fun
In the sun, sun, sun

[Alternative verse]
I want to taste
Lobsters and coconuts
I want to swim
Nakedly
Get quite drunk
In several wooden huts

Fun, fun, fun
In the sun, sun, sun

[Alternative verse]
I'd like to have
Red blotches on my face
Make a mess
Of my nose

I'd love to peel
In every awkward place

Fun, fun, fun
In the sun, sun, sun

[Alternative verse]
Green lagoons
Palm trees and c*ckatoos
Local rum
With mango juicе

Get things nicked
And ruin all my shoes
Fun, fun, fun
In thе sun, sun, sun