THE COSMETOLOGIST lyrics

Never gonna get it, never getting it from me

I got this n*gga that's in my DMs
He’s saying that he really wanna be my man
I swiped up on his page cause he said he a trick
And immediately he said that he was on no bullsh*t
Then I said okay
And he was like
“I don't play games, I'm a broken man I don’t wanna get my heart played”
“You're not like my ex you're so chill and different”
Then I blocked his ass cause I don't got time to sit here and listen
Listen
I own morе n*ggas than slave masters
And n*ggas wanna eat this pus*y likе it's chicken al pastor
Or pastor, I dunno, I'm American
He eating my clit like he a barbarian
Then I f*cked his sister cause she is a lesbian
Then I f*cked his mother cause she is a lesbian
Rode that strap so hard you call me an equestrian girl
(MY LITTLE PONYYY)

YOU GOTTA TELL THESE LIL n*ggAS LIKE
Never gonna get it, never getting it from me
YOU GOTTA TELL THESE LIL n*ggAS LIKE
Never gonna get it, never getting it from me
(RIGHT, RIGHT, YOU GOTTA MAKE IT RIGHT OR YOU GON BE A SECOND WIFE)
Can't date no man if he's 5”4
Or a Gemini, cause that n*gga a whore
I know that seems extreme and a bit too far
But the only n*gga I’d let hit like that is Kendrick Lamar
Yeah I admit, I’d f*ck K-dot
I need my man with hair like Marley, no bob
Yeah I'm doing hair cause it pays a lot
I’m on the hunt for a n*gga with dreadlocks
A n*gga with dreadlocks
A n*gga with dreadlocks
A-a-uh-uh wait stop the beat
HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID TO NOT KNOW HIS di*k BELONGS TO THE COMMUNITY
I called that n*gga to my house
Cause I had a plan
And he was feening for this pus*y to my house he ran
I told him I could be the side and 5”3 is my height
You wanna break from your b*tch
I'm giving free retwists
I'm giving free retwists
I'm giving free retwists

And now I’m washing his hair
But he don't know I put Nair
And now I'm washing his hair
But he don't know I put Nair
He don't know I put Nair in his hair
HAHAHAHAHA

YOU GOTTA TELL THESE LIL n*ggAS LIKE
Never gonna get it, never getting it from me