I Can Do That lyrics

[MIKE]
I'm watchin' sis go pitterpat
Said, "I can do that
I can do that"
Knew every step right off the bat
Said, "I can do that
I can do that"

One morning sis won't go to dance class
I grabbed her shoes and tights and all
But my foot's too small
So I stuff her shoes with extra socks
Run seven blocks
In nothin' flat
Hell, I can do that
I can do that

I got to class and had it made
And so I stayed
The rest of my life
All thanks to sis
(Now married and fat)
I can do this

That I can do!
I can do that