Sweet Tooth lyrics

[MR. SLUGWORTH, spoken]
Well now, Chief
I can see that you're a man of integrity

[CHIEF, spoken]
Thank you

[MR. SLUGWORTH]
But ask yourself this
(sung)
Have you got a sweet tooth?

[CHIEF, spoken]
I do

[MR. SLUGWORTH]
A hunger that you have to feed?

[MR. FICKELGRUBER]
Have you got a sweet tooth?

[CHIEF]
I do

[MR. FICKELGRUBER]
Well, we've got everything you need
[CHIEF]
Mmm...

[MR. PRODNOSE]
Don't give me that conscience nonsense
It's simply quid pro quo. So

[MR. SLUGWORTH]
A hundred of your favorites?

[CHIEF]
Sorry, I'm afraid it's no
(spoken)
Promised the wife I'd cut down on chocolate
You know, I gotta get in shape for the policeman's ball, so, haha

[MR. SLUGWORTH]
But think about your sweet tooth

[CHIEF]
I do
I've had it since I was a boy

[MR. FICKELGRUBER]
Your naughty little sweet tooth
[CHIEF]
It's true

[MR. PRODNOSE]
The only thing that brings you joy

[MR. PRODNOSE, MR. SLUGWORTH & MR. FICKELGRUBER]
Don't look at your waistline
It's fine

[CHIEF]
Come on

[MR. PRODNOSE, MR. SLUGWORTH & MR. FICKELGRUBER]
Who needs to see their toes?

[MR. SLUGWORTH]
So, seven hundred boxes?

[CHIEF]
That's a lotta chocolates...
No!

[MR. SLUGWORTH]
Gentlemen, let's give it the big sale
[MR. PRODNOSE, MR. SLUGWORTH & MR. FICKELGRUBER]
Have you got a sweet tooth?
Me too

[CHIEF]
Fellas

[MR. PRODNOSE, MR. SLUGWORTH & MR. FICKELGRUBER]
Have you got the hots for chocs?

[CHIEF]
I do, really, yeah

[MR. PRODNOSE, MR. SLUGWORTH & MR. FICKELGRUBER]
Do you think that candy's dandy?

[CHIEF]
Oh yeah

[MR. PRODNOSE, MR. SLUGWORTH & MR. FICKELGRUBER]
Well, we've got lots and lots and lots
And lots and lots and lots

[CHIEF]
Why am I singing?

[MR. PRODNOSE, MR. SLUGWORTH & MR. FICKELGRUBER]
If the wife's complaining
Body shaming

[MR. SLUGWORTH]
It's amazing what a tailor can conceal...

[CHIEF]
Keep your wretched chocolates

[MR. SLUGWORTH]
Eighteen hundred boxes?

[CHIEF]
Oh, deal