Going In For Guns lyrics

Well I was on my ACT upgrade
Standard 4vX
The AWACS guy was out to lunch
And I couldn’t get no decs

But I knew that they were hostile
But I couldn't take the chance
So I flipped the switch to outboard
And said, "Boys, it's time to dance"

And they asked me, "Where ya goin'?"
As I started to diverge
Said "I had enough of this sh*t, man
I'm goin' to the merge"

'Cause BVR is great
But now it's time to have some fun
So Darkstar, Judy Judy
I'm goin' in for guns

[Interlude]

Well I was flyin' out of Nellis
Doin' dark gray WIC support
I was out there by my lonesome
'Cause my buddy was a mort
And I saw that big fat f*cker
In a turn off to my right
He was either lost
Or he was lookin' for a fight

So I put him in my HUD
And I almost flipped the switch
But then I thought, how could I miss?
'Cause that's a huge b*tch!

And only a big pus*y
Would use his two fox ones
It's time to get medieval
I'm goin' in for guns

[Interlude]

We were back in Iraq
For the second set
Killin' every f*ckin' thing
That they parked in a rivet

And I saw me close to sixty-nine
Trucks parked in a row
But I knew I shouldn't do it
But I just could not say no
And I called up twenty mike-mike
And I rolled it for the pass
Knowin' my commander
He was gonna chew my ass

But this issue's black and white
Like a school bus full of nuns
And someone's gotta make the call
I'm goin' in for guns

[Interlude]

Well I'd just been out for Mexican
And my stomach was in knots
From a greasy chimichanga
And two tequila shots

And I had to step in five
For my one DACT
As I yelled over my shoulder
"Don't nobody wait for me!"

I was runnin' down the hall
Like I'd never run before
And I began to wonder
If I'd make it to the door
'Cause every second counts
When your ass has got the runs
And I made the call behind the stall:
"I'm goin' in for guns!"