The b*tch Spent All My Money lyrics

I make a thousand extra bucks each month
And you would think with that amount
I'd have a positive number
Inside my checkin' account

How many times can one woman hit
An ATM in a day?
Well you can bet your ass
That a BVR b*tch-slap is on its way

I got a story to tell to you
And man, it ain't funny
Havin' five months TDY
And the b*tch spent all my money

I know when I get home
You wanna wear something cute
But who the hell pays a hundred dollars
For just one bathin' suit?

And how 'bout that 200 bucks?
For just two pair of shoes
Why I only spent fifteen dollars
Payin' off my LPA dues!

Yeah I got taken to the bank today
By my own honey-bunny
Havin' five months TDY
And the b*tch spent all my money
You know I still love you baby
Yeah, but somethin's missin'
Yeah I feel like the b*tch here
In a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison

Besides, it's not even gonna matter when I get home!
I don't care what you do
Well you can shave your head and grow out your leg hair
And I'd still bone the sh*t out of you

Yeah, it's not fair!
'Cause I still love you, honey
Havin' five months TDY
And the b*tch spent all my money

Yeah, don't laugh, 'cause it could happen to you
And man, it ain't funny
Havin' five months TDY
And the b*tch spent all my money