Untitled “Welcome to the Black Parade” mashup lyrics

[Intro]
(AIM message notification)

[Verse]
I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

[Chorus]
He did the mash, he did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
He did the mash, it caught on in a flash
He did the mash, he did the monster mash

[Outro]
(Full House theme)
Euuuuaaaaaagh!