The other day, I got a cinanbon
Do you know what a cinnabon is?
Let me explain cinabons for those of you with self-respect who just walk right by sh*t like that
And have no idea what dudes like me are eating
Becuase the line at cinabon is not a varied group of people
It's not all kinds of folks
Trying out a cinnabon
Its not like there's a skinny chinese and a little dude
And no one is happy on the cinnabon line
No one is like I love these I can't wait
No ones excited to get one
Its all dudes like me or fatterson like "oh f*ck I'm getting a cinnabon"
I got to cancel that show too because this is going to be...
Here's what a cinnabon is, let me explain it to you
Is a six foot high cinnamon swirl cake made for one sad fat man
Even if you have a vagina you are a man if you are eating a cinnabon
Mumbles
It's a sticky hot bun and it comes with a little tub of jizzy hot syrup. It's hot c*m, there's no way that's not hot c*m
How is that not a hot c*m
They should call it a fat faggot treat just to make us say that
Because we'll say it, it won't slow us down
We don't give a sh*t
Hey, give me a fat faggot treat please
Yeah, with a hot c*m
Dude I don't care
What do you think I have integrity?
I'm buying a cinnabon right now
I'm buying a Cinnabon...at the airport...I arrived at
You understand why that's extra disgusting, right?
Because when you're at the airport you're leaving from you can say "Oh, I gotta eat. I need some food, because I might be trapped in the sky forever so I should eat right now."
But I've landed. The trip is over. I'm 20 minutes from my house where I got bananas and apples and sh*t
And I'm sitting on my luggage just f*ckin eating a Cinnabon with a fork and knife."
Just ooh
It was a sh*tty one, too. It was old
But dude, he was about to take it in and close it and I was like I don't know
Give me that, give me that
And he didn't want to sell it
He was like "This is very old don't buy"
I was like dude I am eating that
Thats whats gonna happen next
You decide if we are going to be in the paper tomorrow
But that sh*t is going to my face
I already made the sh*tty decision don't ruin it
Just give me the jizz
Uh yes
Just drinking the jizz with my eyes closed
The cinnabon jizz
The big fat faggot that I am
I am, a big fat faggot