Mythical Cowboys lyrics

[Intro: 2 unknown speakers]
Man, the cowboys always win
The cowboys don't always win
What about John Wayne? Man, he was about the toughest cowboy of them all
You know in all those movies you never see John Wayne's teeth? Not once
I think there's something wrong when you don't see a guy's teeth

[Verse 1]
John Wayne, where you at?
You got your cowboy hat?
You hate, in your heart
It's been black from the very start
You are no hero
You're a milquetoast zero
I heard you have no teeth
John Wayne, what's your beef?
Fake-ass, cowboy
Overcompensating old boy
John Wayne plays SS
Picture tucked in your little cowboy vest

[Chorus]
Best cowboy that nevеr existed
White narrativе, gets it twisted
I want to punch you, closed-fisted
Tear down your silver screen of lies
[Verse 2]
Heh
Kevin Costner, where you at?
You got your cowboy hat?
The savior, of the West
A f*cking liar in a cowboy vest
You suffer, for your art
Stealing stories and stabbing hearts
Colonial brain, can't let go
Fake respect for your indigenous foes
Romantic with a capital R
A grave robber with a thirst for war
So tired of your devotion to the myth
There's no nobility just murder and theft
Settler fantasy, it's a tapestry, of lies and genocide
You profit off the murder, of a way of life that you'll never find

[Chorus]
Best cowboy that never existed
White narrative, gets it twisted
I want to punch you, closed-fisted
Tear down your silver screen of lies