Wunderfizz – “Origins” lyrics
by Jack Wall
[Verse]
Old man Fringle, well, he sat up in his bed
He said, "Oh my stars, there's an idea in my head"
Don’t know how it works, but it'll give you lots of perks
It's dangerous and glowing Wunderfizz
You won’t know where you're going, Wunderfizz
Drink yourself plenty of Wunderfizz
[Outro]
Wonderful Wunderfizz
It'll make you tinkle!
(Wunderfizz is banned in six states)