Impress My Professor lyrics

[DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
Back in class, Evil 101
I always had so much fun
Though the one who advised me, openly despised me
Still, I always tried to be number one

Well, I wanted a mentor to share my world view
But I got a tormentor, I was hated, it's true
Now I have one more chance, and it could mean my advancement
So there's only one thing I must do:

(DOOFENSHMIRTZ, *SINGERS*)
I must impress my professor
*He's got to be good*
I must impress my professor
*He's misunderstood*
Ooh, ooh
*He needs validation for his evil creation*
Like any good evil scientist would

I must impress my professor to be a success
*He must impress his professor to be a success*
Or I will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey
*Or he will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey*
In the eyes of this person
Whose opinion may worsen
If my evil invention's not great
I must impress my professor
*Impress his professor*
I must impress my professor
*Impress his professor*
I must impress my professor
Before it's too late!