di*kmatized lyrics

[Intro]
Mr. McGovern, it seems as though you are suffering from an affliction known as “di*kmatization.”
Tell me all about it

It all started on the basketball court
I was shootin’ hoops with my homo homies, like we always do
When all of a sudden…

Oh sh*t, goddamn this boy has gotten to me bad
Oh shucks, this sucks, I’m liking this dude a little too much
Oh snap, watch out, gonna tell you what his thing was all about

[Verse 1]
I know that you ain’t right for me
But I just can’t motherf*cking let you be
I had to take your number out of my cell
Trying not to sext you wasn’t going so well
I think you put a spell on me
That juicy junk won’t set me free
Can’t get you off my mind
Boy’s so wrong, but it’s so right

[Chorus]
I’m di*kmatized
You’ve got me di*kmatized
That sh*t is supersized
That thing was every prize
I’m di*kmatized
Your junk romanticize
I’m talking nine by five
Boy you’ve got me di*kmatized

Boy you’ve got me di*kmatized
Spending all my time between your thighs
When I’m here I fantasize
I be di*kmatized
Boy you’ve got me di*kmatized
Spending all my time between your thighs
When I’m here I fantasize
I be di*kmatized

[Verse 2]
All that it took was just one night
Your private parts were out of sight
It wasn’t s'posed to be a serious thing
But now you got me thinking that I’m wanting a ring
I like them hose on lowest
Got me having flashbacks
Like your c*ck on IMAX
It be looking real phat
Oh my god, it looks so pretty
Let’s get to the nitty gritty
Gonna hold on real tight
Work that f*cker all night
[Chorus]
I’m di*kmatized
You’ve got me di*kmatized
That sh*t is supersized
That thing was every prize
I’m di*kmatized
Your junk romanticize
I’m talking nine by five
Boy you’ve got me di*kmatized

Boy you’ve got me di*kmatized
Spending all my time between your thighs
When I’m here I fantasize
I be di*kmatized
Boy you’ve got me di*kmatized
Spending all my time between your thighs
When I’m here I fantasize
I be di*kmatized

[Bridge]
I gotta get you off my mind
But boy you got me di*kmatized
It’s like you’ve put me in trance
You got the power in your pants

It gets harder - I just can’t stop
It gets harder - I want that c*ck
It gets harder - Get it out of my head
It gets harder - And get it into my bed
It gets harder - When I’m all alone
It gets harder - I think about that bone
It gets harder - I need it every day
It gets harder - You got the power
[Transition]
Oh sh*t, goddamn this boy has gotten to me bad
Oh shucks, this sucks, I’m liking this dude a little too much
Oh snap, watch out, gonna tell you what his thing is all about
Hot damn, what a man, now I hope you understand

Boy you’ve got me di*kmatized
Spending all my time between your thighs
When I’m here I fantasize
I be di*kmatized
Boy you’ve got me di*kmatized
Spending all my time between your thighs
When I’m here I fantasize
I be di*kmatized