congratulations lyrics

[Verse 1]
Oh wow, look at me, being all mature
Took my heart, put it in a locked-up drawer
Didn’t send that text, oh, what a win
Guess I’ll just pretend we’re only friends

[Pre-Chorus]
High five to me for keeping it cool
Who needs love when you’ve got self-control?
(Oh, who am I kidding?)

[Chorus]
Congratulations to myself
For not tripping, not slipping, not making a mess
Yeah, I deserve a trophy on my shelf
For keeping my feelings in check, I guess
It’s a gamble, let’s place our bets
Will I friend-zone or just regret?
Either way, I wish me the best
Oh, congratulations!

[Post-Chorus]
(Oh-oh, oh-oh) Somebody pop the champagne
(Oh-oh, oh-oh) I’m acting so well-behaved

[Verse 2]
You said "Let’s hang," I said "Yeah, sure"
Like I don’t overthink what you’re texting me for
Wearing my poker face, playing my part
But I fold every time you laugh that hard
[Pre-Chorus]
Round of applause, I’m keeping it cool
Who needs love when you’ve got self-control?
(Yeah, still not kidding)

[Chorus]
Congratulations to myself
For not tripping, not slipping, not making a mess
Yeah, I deserve a trophy on my shelf
For keeping my feelings in check, I guess
It’s a gamble, let’s place our bets
Will I friend-zone or just regret?
Either way, I wish me the best—
Oh, congratulations!

[Bridge]
I should get a medal, I should get a crown
For not saying what I’m thinking out loud
Yeah, this is the game, let’s see how it plays
If I lose, well, oops, anyway

[Chorus]
Congratulations to myself
For not tripping, not slipping, not making a mess
Yeah, I deserve a trophy on my shelf
For keeping my feelings in check, I guess
It’s a gamble, let’s place our bets
Will I friend-zone or just regret?
Either way, I wish me the best—
Oh, congratulations!
[Outro]
(Oh-oh, oh-oh) Somebody pop the champagne
(Oh-oh, oh-oh) I’m acting so well-behaved