I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again lyrics

[Chorus]
I glued my balls to my butthole again
(Oh my god) What did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls
Are blockin' up my butthole

[Verse 1]
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Good god, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a f*ckin' yard
(Oh god)

[Chorus]
I glued my balls to my butthole again
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls
Are blockin' up my butthole

[Verse 2]
My lady doesn't want a life
Of watchin' her man use a butter knife
Face down, ass up, to try and saw off his sack
Oh, baby, f*ckin' please, just take me back
[Chorus]
I glued my balls to my butthole again
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls
Are blockin' up my butthole

[Verse 3]
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Good god, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a f*ckin' yard

[Bridge]
I glued my balls
It was inevitable, baby
This could have happened to anyone
Life is just fun like that

[Chorus]
I glued my balls to my butthole again
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls
Are blockin' up my butthole
[Outro]
Good god, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a f*ckin' yard
Good god, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a f*ckin' yard