I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again lyrics

[Chorus]
I glued my balls to my butthole again
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

[Verse 1]
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Good god, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a f*ckin' yard
Oh god

[Chorus]
I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

[Verse 2]
My lady doesn't want a life
Of watchin' her man use a butter knife
Face down, ass up, to try and saw off his sack
Oh, baby, f*ckin' please, just take me back

[Chorus]
I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
[Post-Chorus]
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue

[Refrain]
Good god
I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a f*ckin' yard

[Bridge]
I glued my balls
It was inevitable, baby
This could have happened to anyone
Life is just
Fun like that

[Chorus]
I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

[Outro]
Good god
I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a f*ckin' yard
Good god
I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a f*ckin' yard